So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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