I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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