stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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