Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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