He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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