Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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