oh god the rape fog is back!
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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