My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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