I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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