Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Randomize
