She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
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Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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