she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
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Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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