She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
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bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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