my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
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headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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