These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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