ugly people sure do ruin things
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
the raccoons are back...
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