i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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