Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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