Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
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