one might say we're banned from that church
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Are we still banned from the library?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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