I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
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Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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