Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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