Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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