Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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