Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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