we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
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WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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