ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
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He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
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Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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