I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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