I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
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my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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