thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I pour the whiskey from now on
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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