Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(810): View more from Michigan

ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

watch out for the queen of hearts

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

fuucck i forgot ab her

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?

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(415): View more from California

The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?

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(314): View more from Missouri

You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time

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(203): View more from Connecticut

the problem with open bar is i never know what to get

(781): View more from Massachusetts

did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

she just took adderol and chased it w dog water

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(305): View more from Florida

Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness

(305): View more from Florida

They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"

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(616): View more from Michigan

But I thought it was so funny last night

(1-616): View more from Michigan

You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night

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