you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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