I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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