She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Come share oat with me in your robe
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