I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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