She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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