So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Randomize
