When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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