alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
i now understand why vodka
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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