soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
well you can't waste a boner
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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