That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Can you repeat that, but with context?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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