Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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