Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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