when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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