What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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