I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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