Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
