im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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