Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Sober January is a disaster.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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