But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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