i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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