just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I think my vagina is haunted
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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