She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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