I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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